Left to its own devices, your carpet hoards dirt, hair, grime, and used cars, eventually transforming into a full-fledged junkyard overrun with angry raccoons. Keep the outdoors out of your indoors with today's Groupon: for $49, you get three rooms of carpet cleaning from Steam-Out, based in Oxford.

For the last decade, the professionals at Steam-Out have harnessed their elbows' best greases to cleanse residential and commercial carpets of grime caused by general wear, mold, and flooding. Insured and bonded, the company ensures top-quality carpet-cleaning services by employing heavy-duty steamers and an experienced staff. If you're concerned that having only three of your home's floor furs scrubbed and fluffed will cause room rivalry, elect to have extra rooms treated for an additional cost of $15 each. For 50% off the normal price, you can also defeat stains' staying power with a Scotchgard application. Fully prepare your digs for house guests or hosting the Channel Surfing Olympics by treating furniture to a bath with 40% off upholstery cleaning.