For $39, today’s Groupon will get you the strength of fortified tungsten with a three-month membership to Steele Gym & Fitness, a winner of CityVoter’s Best Gym of ’08 and ’09. Like flexible melted irons pumping along your vein map, your body will become a fitness-rich titanium deposit.
Steele Gym & Fitness provides new equipment arranged neatly for aesthetic pleasantness, ease of operation, and in alphabetical order and order of invention, which are coincidentally the same. The gym houses more than 150 stations providing state-of-the-art plate-loading equipment, dumbbells, barbells, cowbells, cardio machines, and more. See where you measure up against the available 20,000 plus pounds of liftable weight, or take a picture of yourself at the Olympic dead-lift station.
Enter an arena of motivation and infinite possibilities for your muscles, tendons, and limbs as your three months of free-reign fitness deliver the toning and endurance you’ve been looking to achieve for 17 years. Remove the unnecessary risk of lifting your friends above your head to get your daily workout. With the New Year and its inevitable resolutions, kick off your goals with a physical game plan.
Today’s Groupon is for new gym members or members not registered in the past six months. Membership does not include fees for taking classes.