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Demolish your bittersweet nostalgia for an old home that ¬was demolished quite effectively. For $34, today’s Groupon gets Cowboy fans a limited-quantity commemorative tapered crystal that holds rubber filler and bits of turf from old Texas Stadium from Steiner Sports (a $69.99 value). Shipping and handling costs an additional $10, but it's a flat rate that covers multiple capsules (up to 10).
The handsomely tapered crystal capsule makes a handsome addition to any handsome Cowboys fan’s mantle. The stadium-urn houses authentic bits of rubber and turf from the old field and comes with a letter of authenticity. The specks of field contained by your capsule may have been treaded on by Michael Irvin, blurrily looked at by Tony Dorsett, or slept on by John Wayne. Generations of America’s team have fought, sweat, struggled, and sweat across the 100 yards of Texas Stadium, making these chunks of field authentic and possibly sweaty.
A Texas Stadium capsule gives the gift of adventurous time travel to any loved one or bus driver who frequently wishes to return to the glory of 1993. It's the perfect gift for all your Cowboy-fan friends who are celebrating the holidays or the release of Avatar. Embrace nostalgia, which in turn will give you comfort, happy memories, and the relief of knowing that tapered-glass-commemorative-field technology exists.
Note: You must redeem Groupon within 15 days of receiving voucher in your inbox.
History’s Greatest Football Teams
Many people believe football reached its peak of popularity in 1993, when the Dallas Cowboys won the Super Bowl and restrictive laws forced everyone to watch football or be deported. What don’t you know about some of history’s greatest football teams?
1985 Bears: Won the Super Bowl and wrote a hit song about it despite every player on the team being deaf
1972 Dolphins: Went undefeated the entire season, due in large part to a number of friendly angels
1962 Packers: Won 16 straight games thanks to an at-the-time frowned upon strategy of playing defense
1994 49ers: Were a collective hallucination
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