What You'll Get
Many people collect stockpiles of stress in their backs, just as many people hoard stashes of Oreos in their cheeks. Clean out your stress storeroom with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a consultation, adjustment, and 30-minute massage at Stern Chiropractic & Integrative Wellness in Mount Kisco (a $190 value).
A graduate of New York Chiropractic College, Doctor of Chiropractic Lawrence Stern aligns spines and alleviates ailments with dexterous expertise. During an initial consultation, Dr. Stern will inquire into the past and present sources of each patient's tension, examine woeful backbones with a thermal scanner, and observe patients in a battery of range-of-motion tests and motorcycle stunts to determine the best treatment plan (a $60 value). Then, utilizing a half-hour series of spinal manipulations, he will adjust the detected misalignments and mollify stubborn vertebrae (an $80 value). Each session concludes with an expert massage to unravel muscular knots and unwind tangled anxieties (a $50 value). Posttreatment physiques might feel somewhat sore for a few days, much like they would after an exercise session or a heated argument with a sycamore tree.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Valid for new clients only. By appointment only, subject to availability. 12hr cancellation notice required. Exam and massage may be on different days. Not valid with insurance. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.