What You'll Get
Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $2,799, you get a complete Invisalign treatment (a $6,500 value) at Stetson Hills Dental. Today’s Groupon does not include posttreatment upper and lower retainers, which can be purchased for $250 each. The complete Invisalign treatment includes the following:
- An initial examination
- Digital x-rays
Under the steady helm of 25-year dental veteran Dr. Gary Moore, the dedicated smile menders at Stetson Hills Dental craft spectacular mouthscapes with complete Invisalign treatments. Invisalign straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial 30-minute exam, including x-rays, photos, and impressions of your mouth terrain, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift walnut crackers into perfect alignment. Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 6–15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw. View some Invisalign FAQs here.
Stetson Dental Group abandons the hard-sell ideology and guilt-inducing puppet shows other dentists employ, opting instead to deliver quality, patient-driven dental care. The office is outfitted with advanced technology, including digital x-rays that provide nearly 80% less radiation than standard equipment, and intraoral cameras, which deliver exceptional views of every mouth nook and cranny to both dentist and patient via a chairside monitor.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or $50 fee may apply. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Final retainers not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.