What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $1,199, you get a consultation and six Zerona laser body-slimming treatments at Stevens Creek Family Chiropractic in San Jose (a $2,400 value).
The staff at Stevens Creek Family Chiropractic harnesses the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid deposits can then be absorbed by the obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment requires minimal recovery time.
Technicians perform the six treatment sessions over the span of two weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Caffeine, alcohol, and wearing a padded sumo costume during treatment decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 31, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 18 or older or be accompanied by guardian. Consultation required; non-candidates refunded. Valid only for areas from beneath breast to mid-thigh. Must use all treatments on same area. Must complete all 6 treatments within a 2-week period. Treatments are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Stevens Creek Family Chiropractic
Doctor of Chiropractic Sang Le alleviates back and neck pain, whiplash, sports auto-related injuries, and headaches with a variety of therapies at Stevens Creek Family Chiropractic. In addition to chiropractic adjustments, Dr. Le employs state-of-the-art treatments such as laser therapy, ultrasound therapy, prototherapy, Graston technique, and decompression therapy. He may also recommend whole-body vibration, a technique designed to help Russian cosmonauts in a zero-gravity environment improve their muscle tone, circulation, and ability to play chess during mach-3 turbulence. Stevens Creek Family Chiropractic incorporates many aspects of healthcare, including preventive care and wellness, so patients can lead long and healthy lives. The reception area's pinkish-purple orchids and hardwood-trimmed sofa with grayscale-patterned cushions lend the office a clean, modern vibe.