Click above to buy the $200 package, which includes a night's stay in a luxury suite, breakfast, and gifts (up to $325 value).

Buy here for the $299 Groupon for a luxury suite package at the Stevenswood Spa Resort, which includes breakfast, gifts, a winery tour, a wine & olive oil tasting, a $50 gift certificate to a local gift boutique, and a choice of massage in addition to a night's stay in a luxury suite (up to $875 value).

After navigating floating platform staircases, dodging living-room-level bosses, and searching for randomly appearing bathroom keys, most homeowners come to regret purchasing houses built by video-game designers. Today's Groupon offers respite from the chaos: for $299, you get a night in a luxurious suite and a luxury gift package (up to an $875 value, including the room) at the Stevenswood Spa Resort in Little River—a secluded, sylvan area about three hours from San Francisco. Otherwise, you can opt to purchase just the room for $200 (up to a $325 value). All rooms come with breakfast, a complimentary bottle of wine, and an additional gift from the resort. Rates for the rooms offered with this Groupon vary according to availability and date—when you call to schedule your reservation, the resort will be happy to discuss the specifics with you.

Getaways are good for the soul, whether harvested solo or shared with a gaggle of friends, a romantic partner, or a debonair super-spy. With the $200 package, enjoy all that a Stevenswood luxury suite has to offer, including the pop and crackle of a wood-burning fireplace, a private espresso bar for all-you-can-jitter caffeination, a mini-bar, cable TV, and a Tempur-Pedic sleep system with proprietary memory foam that will remember your body's curves and angles like an obsessive ex. Stevenswood Spa Resort also offers a restaurant and bar, as well as recreational amenities such as a reading library, Jacuzzi spas, infrared sauna, and fitness facility. Outdoor hot tubs are cosseted amongst the eaves of trees for a private experience that still leaves the option open for wood-sprite encounters.

Stevenswood's $299 package (up to an $875 total value) includes everything listed above, as well as additional trip treats. Sign up for your choice of massage; options include a couple's massage for a relaxing duet ($350 value), or a solo Swedish, deep-tissue, or prenatal massage ($125–$155). You'll also get to enjoy a VIP wine tour ($100 value) of Pacific Star Winery, the western-most winery in the continental United States. The tour includes a private picnic wine lunch for two atop a bluff overlooking the Pacific Ocean. If even that bit of sweeping romance isn't enough to distract your paramour from the fact that they're missing an all-new episode of The Ghost Whisperer, a VIP wine and olive-oil tasting ($50) lets you indulge in Coastal Vines wines and local, organically flavored olive oils. You also get a $50 gift certificate to the Mendocino Visitor Center gift boutique, ensuring that you'll take home more from Stevenswood than just your magically time-sealed memories.

Make sure to call ahead in order to place your reservation, as the online reservation site is operated separately and may place an additional charge on your credit card.

Reviews

More than 200 TripAdvisors give Stevenswood Spa Resort four owl eyes:

• Excellent choice...True Nor Cal experience. Great hot tubs, positioned under massive uplit sycamores - great way to end a day relaxing...perfect for a quiet get-away. – RoadWarrior1975
• ...the best thing about stevenswood is the staff they bring it all together we left feeling like we made lifelong friends a home away from home. –chrystalthurman
• A lot of attention was given to make our visit relaxing and comfortable. The fireplace at the foot of our bed was very nice also. This is a small but quaint resort, lots of beautiful flowers everywhere. Nice hiking trails nearby with beautiful views. The restaurant had delicious meals. – DebC09