The invention of the horseless carriage revolutionized transportation and forced horses to settle for jobs as professional carousel riders. Keep cars running and horses standing with today's Groupon: for $34, you get a car-care package at Steve's Auto Care in Pierceton (a $99.90 total value). The car-care package includes:

• An oil change, including a lube and new filter (a $29.95 value)
• A tire rotation (a $15 value)
• A brake inspection (a $35 value)
• Testing of battery and charging systems (a $19.95 value)
• A complimentary 96-point inspection

With the two-hour car-care package, Steve's Auto Care’s ASE-certified master technicians switch out aged oil with up to 5 quarts of fresh engine juice (an additional fee is charged for vehicles that require more oil) as staff members grease up gears and change filters. Tires rotate to new axles before mechanical buffs meticulously explore intricate brake systems. Technicians then put car batteries and charging systems to the test, ensuring successful road trips and fully operational rearview-mirror disco balls. A 96-point visual inspection unearths any under-hood afflictions plaguing hoses, belts, and fluids before technicians consult with customers about a plan of action.

Though Steve's Auto Care sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.