Many historians believe Mediterranean cuisine was first created when Zeus opened up his hot tub to the masses and the Greeks invented food to cater the resulting party. Recreate a legendary soiree with today's Groupon: for $8, you get $16 worth of gourmet breakfast fare at Steve's Bistro.
Satiating hungry customers for 27 years, Steve's Bistro crafts Greek dishes and immerses its patrons in the decor of a Mediterranean-inspired tavern. Enjoy breakfast-menu offerings amid hanging lamps and yellow walls, setting anxious teeth loose on a Big Brunch Breakfast—a procession of two eggs towing a posse of specialty chorizo or farmer's sausage, grilled potatoes, and toast ($10). Diners insert forks or hand-carved egg straws into the Mega Brunch Greek omelette, a three-egg tapestry swaddling feta cheese, tomatoes, peppers, onions, and incognito spices ($12). A Toasted Denver panini sandwich secures free-roaming Grade A scrambled eggs, slow-cooked ham, onions, spices, and grilled potatoes between diligent slices of grilled bread ($10). Swap sausage with bacon for a culinary transformation at no additional charge, or add to morsel mountains with extra eggs ($2) or extra bacon or sausage ($3). Open for breakfast Tuesdays–Saturdays, Steve's Bistro is plotting the imminent dominance of a full breakfast menu and an unyielding waffle regime.