Like an overgrown beard, an overgrown lawn is no longer stylish once it touches the owner's knees. Take pride in a fashion-savvy yard with today's Groupon: for $30, you get mowing, edging, and weed-trimming services for up to a half-acre from Steve’s Lawn and Maintenance (a $60 value). Steve's will travel to any home in Tallahassee.
Steve’s seasoned band of overgrowth-abating mercenaries mows the grass, trims the weeds, edges, cleans the trimmings, and uncovers any pets and missing neighbors that have been wandering aimlessly through the impromptu jungle. Neglected suburban pastures are chopped down to a uniform crew cut, and any excess wreckage is promptly baled and removed from the premises. Steve's crew will also render the edges of lawns sharp enough to scratch pesky foot itches and whack any weeds they find by ambushing them at a tollbooth. By the time Steve's Lawn and Maintenance leaves, disheveled yards are once again ready to host neighborhood baseball games.