A dirty carpet is like a guilty conscience—always nagging you from the background and preventing you from eating off the floor in peace. Clean the rug with today's Groupon: for $64, you get professional carpet-cleaning service for four rooms from The Stewards Company (a $129 value). The Stewards Company's service area includes Bixby, Broken Arrow, Glenpool, Jenks, Sapulpa, and Tulsa. An additional service fee of $20 will apply for homes outside of the coverage area. Today's deal is valid for up to 400 square feet of carpet space.

The professional polishers at The Stewards Company purge pelts using an EPA-approved dry cleaning system that abolishes dirt, grime, and dust-related follies with hypoallergenic artillery. The system boldly busts mold, spores, and mildew parties that rage at all hours of the night with a technique that is gentle enough for delicate wool and persian rugs. Once cleaned, floor covers are dry to the touch with a longer life expectancy, even factoring in its recent decision to give up base jumping.

Although The Stewards Company occasionally features discounts for new customers on their website, today's Groupon still presents the best value.