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What You'll Get
Lasers, like caustic remarks, can reveal much when directed inward, rather than being used to burn roommates who don’t do the dishes. Use lasers benevolently with today’s Groupon: for $299, you get three Lapex 2000 body-slimming treatments at Stewart Chiropractic in Lodi (a $768 value).
Dr. Kevin Stewart’s practice targets body fat through nonsurgical, noninvasive procedures such as the Lapex 2000 body-slimming treatment. Patients lie on a bed for three 40-minute sessions (each visit takes around 60 minutes of office time) during which cold lasers dip less than half an inch below the skin to target a layer of fatty acids, helping bodies shed fat and achieve less Hitchcockian silhouettes. Once triglycerides are released from their blubbery confines, the body harnesses them as energy, leaving fat cells slimmed to a uniform tonedness. In the procedure, cold lasers are strapped to the outside of the skin, ensuring cool and noninvasive treatments that have no recovery time or cliffhanger endings. Customers are advised to make three visits within one week to achieve the best results.
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About Stewart Chiropractic
Since receiving his doctorate degree in Chirporactic in 1993, Dr. Kevin L. Stewart has focused on taking a total-body approach to chiropractic care to help patients overcome injuries, arthritis, shoulder pain, and a vast array of other maladies. Each visit to Dr. Stewart begins with a consultation. He'll investigate any pain and determine how it corresponds to your spine, which is the epicenter of nervous system activity and the reason humans can use other humans to pole vault. Dr. Stewart regularly attends post-graduate seminars to stay abreast of new developments in the field of orthopedics, pediatrics, and helping patients recover from injury.