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Arbor Lakes Lazer Chiropractic and Wellness’ sophisticated i-lipo laser banishes unwanted fat in an FDA-approved nonsurgical procedure. During a 60-minute treatment, powerful beams of light create small openings in fat cell membranes, causing the cells’ emulsified fat and innermost secrets to spill out. Since the lymphatic system recognizes the runaway fat as cellular refuse, the unwanted adipose can then be naturally processed and removed from the body without the dangers or downtime typically associated with traditional liposuction procedures. Patients can enhance their results by making healthy and active lifestyle choices or by repeatedly watching Honey, I Shrunk the Kids in hopes of further sizing down.