What You'll Get
Without regular soothing treatments, stress short-circuits the brain, causing people to get into arguments with stop signs and fist-fights with revolving doors. Clear your mind of troublesome tension with today's Groupon to Arbor Lakes Lazer Chiropractic and Wellness in Maple Grove. Choose between the following options:
For $35, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $70 value).
For $50, you get a 90-minute Swedish massage (a $100 value).
Arbor Lakes Lazer Chiropractic and Wellness's two muscle-soothing therapists relax tense limbs and untie kinked spines within a new facility. During a 60-minute Swedish massage, the mitten fillers of a master massage therapist will skate smooth circles and figure eights on the surface of each client's back, promoting peacefulness and boosting circulation. Meanwhile, the 90-minute session allows for additional relaxation while further alleviating the tension caused by daily work schedules and nightly high-stakes banjo duels. Whether obtaining additional minutes or deeper strokes, guests can choose to upgrade their session for an additional fee.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 6, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Subject to availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.