If the Indiana Jones films have taught us anything, it is that in order to have a successful teaching career, one must train one's upper body to be adept at dangling. Channel your inner action hero with today's Groupon to Stone Moves Indoor Rock Climbing Gym. Choose between the following options:
• For $27, you get a one-month rock-climbing pass without equipment use (a $60 value).
• For $40, you get a one-month rock climbing pass and use of all the necessary equipment (an $85 value).
Stone Moves' carefully plotted rock-climbing routes create perpendicular athletic puzzles to be solved under the watchful eyes of experienced staff. Scalers of all skill levels clamber up, down, and across the varied and realistic climbing terrain, braving a vertical gauntlet of crags, under-hangs, and territorial pine trees. Muster your derring-do and swing from the hand-loving grasps of easier courses to steep slopes with tiny toe-holds. After a mentally and physically invigorating ascent, rock-wranglers take a moment to quietly bask in their triumph over gravity, the most mean-spirited mass-attracting natural phenomenon. The included equipment option outfits climbers with everything they need to scale rocks, grip rocks, and sternly reprimand rocks, including a harness, climbing shoes, and a chalk bag.
Stone Moves Indoor Rock Climbing
Stone Moves Indoor Rock Climbing's multicolored crags rise from padded floors, creating a safe environment for top ropers, lead climbers, and boulderers alike to practice their vertical virtuosity. Each climbing and lesson package includes rental equipment such as a harness, helmet, climbing shoes, and chalk bag, but does not come with any Spiderman webbing. During the one-hour private sessions, instructors tutor wall scalers on the basic techniques of climbing and belaying, and also cover safety tips before pupils test-climb their new skills. Bouldering walls rise at gradual and sharp angles, allowing novice climbers to achieve their dreams of being stalactites for a day and membership holders to gain unlimited access to the gym's challenging crags.