What You'll Get
Some people are born to run; some are born to scramble up and down walls and ceilings like a Tokay gecko. Unleash your inner lizard with today's Groupon to climbers' paradise at Stone Moves Indoor Rock Climbing Gym. For $9, you get one pass good for a full-day's climbing ($12) and all the equipment you need to scale rocks, ascend rocks, and yell at rocks, including a harness ($2), climbing shoes ($3), and a chalk bag ($2) (a $19 total value). No climbing experience is necessary.
A vertical puzzle solved with your body, rock climbing demands total physical and mental focus—perfect for those tired of the same old gym routine and even the most jaded extremeatude addict. Stone Moves' carefully plotted routes accommodate both newcomers afraid of igneous rock and seasoned veterans salty with sweat and the cool, confident insouciance of someone who knows what it takes to be admired for not looking like he wants to be admired. As you muster your derring-do, move from hand-loving jugs and easier courses to steeply sloping walls with tiny toeholds. After your invigorating climb to the top, feel free to take a moment to quietly bask in your triumph over gravity, the most mean-spirited mass-attracting natural phenomenon.
Rock climbing exercises your body and your wits. Each climb challenges you to decide the best route to the summit while clinging to tiny faux-rock outcroppings using muscles. Round up a group of friends and compete in what many call "chess, but with more physical exertion and not on a chessboard." Under the watchful eye of Stone Moves' experienced staff, your hands will transform into rubber suckers that emit pleasant popping noises as you clamber up, down, and over the numerous square feet of varied and realistic climbing terrain replete with crags, under-hangs, handbags, pine trees, and angry squirrels.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 5 or older. Must sign waiver. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Stone Moves Indoor Rock Climbing
Stone Moves has been providing Houston with amazing rock climbing for over 12 years. With each purchase, guests receive a safety orientation during which the staff will explain all the rules and equipment involved, no prior experience necessary. After this, climbers are free to try out everything the facility has to offer, featuring 12 rope stations and 6 auto belay stations for all the high-flying rope climbers. If you prefer to stay closer to the ground, there are also over 100 boulder problems. This type of climbing does not require a rope and harness, just grit and guts to get you to the top of these shorter walls. Stone Moves prides itself on setting quality climbs for everyone. The community is comprised of climbers of all ages and experience levels, from the casual novice to the kids on our competitive youth team.