What You'll Get
Facial hair left untended will grow wild, completely obscuring prized beauty marks, chiseled cheekbones, and full-face Taz tattoos. Keep cherished features front and center with today's Groupon: for $149, you get three VPL permanent hair-reduction treatments (up to a $600 value) at Stonecreek Family Physicians in Manhattan. All three treatments must be applied to one of the following areas: the bikini line, underarms, upper lip, chin, front of the neck, ears, sideburns, or cheeks.
Stonecreek Family Physicians' ever-expanding team of medical doctors and amiable staff members compiles years of education and experience to hone and beautify body façades. During an initial, one-hour consultation, a doctor or licensed nurse scours the chronicles of patients' medical pasts and epic hydra-fighting adventures as they relay treatment specifics. The nurse then swaddles follicles in variable pulse light’s toasty embrace for roughly 20 minutes, selectively snuggling roots with luminous waves of an appropriate intensity and length. Follicular pigments absorb the beams and slowly crumble, helping ensure that future body fuzz and stubborn dermis moss doesn't try to sprout from the rubble.
Each individual's epidermal long johns may respond differently to the procedures. Stonecreek Family Physicians' experts recommend up to six treatments for skin as smooth and radiant as a dolphin dancing with glow sticks, so customers can purchase two Groupons. This procedure is most effective on dark hair.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 18 or older. Must sign medical form. Must use all treatments on the same area. Valid only for dark hair. Valid for new customers only and existing patients of Stonecreek that have never had VPL treatments through Stonecreek. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Stonecreek Family Physicians
A team of nine family practitioners supported by experienced physician assistants and nurse practitioners treat patients at Stonecreek Family Physicians. Founded in 1999, the office provides routine physicals and preventive care as well as immunizations, nutrition counseling, newborn and pediatric care, and Botox injections.