If mankind didn’t appease feet with fashionable shoes, they might rise up and rebel, forcing their owners to jaywalk and kick hats off the heads of innocent marble geese. Stay safely in style with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of shoes at Stout’s Footwear, with three locations in Brownsburg, Carmel, and Indianapolis.

For more than 125 years, the foot furbishers at Stout’s Footwear have been giving tired trotters new looks. With the shop’s signature full-service custom fitting, patrons can adorn extremity-enders with well-fit wares, much like a glove on a hand or spandex on Richard Simmons. Even the pickiest of paws can find a solemate with the sweeping selection of brands, such as Clarks, Keen, Merrell, and Vibram. Expose termagant toes to calming open air with LifeStride’s olive silk fabric wedge sandals ($49.95) or walk dogs in style with Sylvie II black leather pumps from Indigo ($99.95). The Comfort-Gel sock liner, quality leather, and rubber bottom marry comfort with style in the men’s Cameron brown tumble by Nunn Bush ($59.95), while the Big Splash pink nubuck sandals by Jumping Jacks ($49.95) and brown New Balance 502 hook and loop ($29.95) cover the fragile feet of stylish little ones.

Reviews

Indy.com has featured Stout’s Footwear. Six Yelpers give Stout’s Shoes on Massachusetts Avenue a 4.5-star average and Yahoo! Locals give it a five-star average. > * A great selection of shoes that are both comfortable and stylish. I usually have hard to fit feet but here I actually had a hard time choosing which shoes to buy. Good customer service as well. – Katie B., Yelp, 6/14/10 > * I was nothing less than impressed. The employees were so friendly, and are very customer service oriented. – Daniel, Yahoo! Local