What You'll Get
As evidenced by Rodin's sculpture The Thinker, a bronzed body usually garners a multitude of admirers and an honorary place on the mantel. Illuminate your body of art at Straight Up Tanning. Choose between the following options:
• For $39, you get one month of unlimited red-light therapy (up to an $80 value).
• For $45, you get six tanning sessions in a level-four bed (a $100 value). Straight Up Tanning offers first-time customers one free session in a level-four bed, which is reflected in this Groupon's value.
Straight Up Tanning's brigade of vertical booths and horizontal beds works diligently to bronze and rejuvenate every inch of pallid bodies. During 12-minute standing sessions in red-light-therapy booths, clients can hone their abilities to balance imaginary books atop their heads as crimson beams shower their pelt, gradually washing away the appearance of wrinkles and acne and locking in moisture for softer skin. To enhance your canvas's color rather than erasing unwanted squiggles, opt for six bed-tanning sessions. Each level-four cocoon boasts an army of 60 bulbs, saturating alabaster nooks and crannies from all angles. Tanning sessions take just eight minutes and help patrons acquire skin as summery and golden as a mustard-covered popsicle.
Though Straight Up Tanning sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1/visit. Must activate red light therapy by 10/14/11, membership expires 1mo from activation date. Valid only for option purchased. New clients only. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.