When someone's getting all up in your grill, the best thing to say is "You better step off! The surface temperature of grills can approach 550 degrees Fahrenheit—you shouldn't be standing on that thing!" Today's Groupon demonstrates a high regard for safety by leaving the grilling to the professionals: for $10, you get $20 worth of American fare at Stratford Bar & Grill in Fenton.
Brandishing more than 20,000 square feet of space, Stratford Bar & Grill offers patrons an expansive selection of entertainment options alongside a menu stocked with burgers, deli sandwiches, and St. Louis–style thin-crust pizzas. Treat mouth pearls to a meaty classic by ordering a philly steak sandwich ($6), or anoint savory steak burgers ($5) with free extras including steak sauce, teriyaki, and prefeast genuflection. Crunchy pizzas deliver palatable packages of ham and pineapple atop the hawaiian pie ($10–$16), and jumbo chicken wings ($10 for eight) draped in hot sauce ignite the tongue and soothe stresses stemming from a temperature-neutral workweek. Sunday through Friday buckets of Bud Light (six bottles) can be enjoyed for $10.
After a quick bite, sportsters can practice accuracy on dartboards, test hand-eye coordination during games of foosball, or initiate heated tunnel-digging matches on sand volleyball courts. Quality indoor and outdoor sound systems provide karaoke utopias, and more than 30 televisions dance with the images of games, music videos, and montages of lauded eating contests.