What You'll Get
If not washed regularly, windows will eventually become opaque enough to constantly screen slideshows of your nightmares. Evade frightening vistas with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $80 worth of window cleaning from Streakless Window Cleaning Services LLC. Today's Groupon is valid for windows in the Dallas/Fort Worth metroplex, as well as Granbury.
The scrupulous crews of Streakless Window Cleaning Services bestow a pristine sheen upon windows, screens, and glass doors with an array of cleansing services. Armed with ladders to reach even the highest pane or porthole, a team of insured and bonded professionals begins by scrubbing soiled screens with a soft-bristle brush and biodegradable soap before setting them out to sunbathe ($2–$4/screen). A potent washing elixir and vigorous scraping inside and out both clean and protect glass, and tracks and sills surrender grime accumulated from months of dust, debris, and the fingerprints of pie-thieving hobos ($5.80+/window). Clients can also gussy up sliding glass and french doors ($15+), transoms ($5.80), and ceiling fans ($7) marred by dust, dirt, and deflated balloons. Today's $80 value is able to spruce up 7–10 windows on average, depending on their size, shape, and view of the human soul.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Streakless Window Cleaning Services LLC
The polishing pros at Streakless Window Cleaning Services LLC painstakingly de-grime windows and screens from the inside out. Staffers extract screens and scour both sides with soft bristle brushes and biodegradable soap before venturing outside. Then, soft-strip washers lathered up with a potent cleanser scrub smudges from exterior glass and shield windows against the elements. Employees perched atop ladders also scrape away paint splatters, bugs, and sap before wetting windows again and drying them with squeegees and towels. A parallel process unfolds inside, and before screens are replaced, technicians do a double take to ensure windows are sparkling, streak-free, and reflective enough to improve your eyelash fluttering technique. In addition, the purifying experts can evacuate built-up lint bunnies from dryer vents.