What You'll Get
If they're not cleaned every few days, your windows will turn black and begin emitting a high-pitched scream that makes dogs pregnant. Prevent a neighborhood outbreak of puppies with this Groupon.
$39 for $80 Worth of Window Cleaning
Window cleaning costs $9.50 per window, with an additional $2 for solar screens; regular screens are free. Storm windows cost $17, and windows with muntins cost $12.50. Patrons can also apply Groupons toward dryer-vent cleaning, which costs $99.
Groupon users will also receive a 10 percent discount on any additional services purchased at the time of cleaning.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. New customers only. Valid only within 50mi of 76135. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Streakless Window Cleaning Services LLC
The polishing pros at Streakless Window Cleaning Services LLC painstakingly de-grime windows and screens from the inside out. Staffers extract screens and scour both sides with soft bristle brushes and biodegradable soap before venturing outside. Then, soft-strip washers lathered up with a potent cleanser scrub smudges from exterior glass and shield windows against the elements. Employees perched atop ladders also scrape away paint splatters, bugs, and sap before wetting windows again and drying them with squeegees and towels. A parallel process unfolds inside, and before screens are replaced, technicians do a double take to ensure windows are sparkling, streak-free, and reflective enough to improve your eyelash fluttering technique. In addition, the purifying experts can evacuate built-up lint bunnies from dryer vents.