What You'll Get
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a 70-minute full-body massage at Stress Busters Massage in Ventura (a $55 value).
The experienced message therapists at Stress Busters Massage increase circulation and decrease tension through a sweeping suite of professional soreness-mitigating services. With today's deal, you get your choice of one of Stress Buster's massages, including Swedish, deep tissue, sports, reflexology, pressure point, acupressure, or the massage combo. The muscle-manipulating therapist will knead out intransigent muscles with the method most appropriate for each guest’s needs. For 70 minutes, bodies will be coaxed into relentless relaxation within one of the softly lit private treatment rooms. Afterward, you’ll reach a more relaxed state and be bestowed with magical talents, such as the ability to operate chopsticks with just your elbows.
Stress Busters Massage has a five-star average from Google users:
- We've had many massages here, and every experience has been top notch. We usually get a couples massage and its great because we can enjoy our relaxation together. – Google user who posted on 1/15/10
- Just finished my first visit and plan to be back. Comfortable and clean surroundings, good deep tissue rub, and very reasonably priced. – Google user who posted on 4/20/10
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only; subject to availability. Valid only at listed location. New customers only. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.