The face visually gathers all the stirring drama of our yesteryears, which explains why headshots of elderly lion tamers have been adapted into award-winning soap operas. Reintroduce a youthful glow to your face's life story with today's Groupon to Stress Solutions Spa in Watchung. Choose between the following options:

• For $35, you get a European facial (up to a $75 value).
• For $65, you get a body scrub and a 30-minute Swedish massage (up to a $135 value).

The attentive aestheticians at Stress Solutions Spa facilitate feelings of well-being with a wide range of soothing treatments. The 60-minute European facial smooths and moisturizes facial skin and evens the tone of complexions by extracting grime and clown makeup from deep within the pores. Alternatively, patrons can pamper the rest of the body with a soothing scrub-and-massage combo. The invigorating body scrub uses a special blend of sugar crystals and aromatic essential oils to clean the skin, exfoliate dead cells, and promote blood flow. A thorough rinse then clears out residue, and the treatment concludes with a generous slathering of moisturizing lotion in the numeric shape of your favorite age. Freshened hides are then gently pummeled with Swedish massage techniques by the sprightly hands of an experienced therapist. Over the course of the 30-minute massage, gentle strokes and smooth kneads combine to melt away stress, muscular tension, and previous incarnations.

Although Stress Solutions Spa may offer a variety of discounts on its website, today's Groupon still represents the best value.