Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a surefire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with today’s Groupon: for $118, you get a two-hour Fall Detox Spa Package (a $236 value) at StressBusters Lifestyle Day Spa in Laguna Hills. The package includes the following:

• A 30-minute organic pumpkin and oatmeal body scrub
• A personalized 30-minute massage
• A customized 60-minute organic facial

Certified in a medley of modalities, massage therapists at StressBusters soothe strained muscles and expert estheticians perform rejuvenating organic facials. The package begins with an exfoliating scrub composed of organic pumpkin pulp, oatmeal, antioxidants, and vitamin A and C, which sloughs away dead skin and encourages rapid cell regeneration. The treatment not only cleanses, but also hydrates and repairs skin. The ensuing 30-minute [signature massage](http://gr.pn/n8SHsn) employs a variety of styles using a special enzyme rich hydrating lotion to soften skin as dexterous digits ease tension and rearrange muscles with the ease of a rubik's-cube-world-record holder. Estheticians focus on frontages, analyzing complexions to personalize facial salves that best suit each client's skin type. After a cleansing and exfoliation, skin wizards apply a custom organic mask, drawing one-hour facials to a close with a bedewing moisturizer and gracious curtsy. Snacks and beverages are also included. _Clients should note that seasonal pumpkin scrub is only available until December 15, after which time an appropriate season scrub will be substituted._