Contrary to popular belief, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a lawsuit. Enjoy Italian cuisine without fear of physical reprisal with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of stromboli, pizza, and more at Stromboli Express, located on East Avenue near Chestnut Street.

Stromboli Express lives up to its namesake, providing fast service and a menu stocked with a plethora of pizza-dough-packaged meat and veggies. Signature strombolis come in three sizes, with the mini size suitable for one eater ($6.50), the small fit for two ($10.50), and the large capable of feeding four humans once, or a single tiny ant until the end of time ($15.50). Conjure up fabricated memories of summers on the Italian Riviera with the Mediterranean boli, a medley of spinach, tomato, black olive, and feta sheathed within the protective grasp of freshly baked pizza dough. Or rethink a decades-old prejudice against people named Tim "The Toolman" Taylor with the Tim special boli, where mushrooms, bacon, and spinach cavort with ricotta and mozzarella. Specialty pizzas include seafood (decorated with crab, popcorn shrimp, and mozzarella), Philly cheese steak, and a breakfast pie which, like The Price is Right reruns, combines the best of morning and evening with ham, eggs, bacon, mozzarella, and cheddar sizzling atop an eight-inch ($6.50), 12-inch ($12.50), or 16-inch ($18.50) crust. Subs, sandwiches, and wings are also available.

The friendly, helpful staff composes the nerve-rich vertebral column of a laid-back, community atmosphere that permeates Stromboli's quaint storefront. Enjoy a quick meal to go, or construct a Stromboli igloo while idling in the indoor or outdoor seating area at this conveniently located Italian eatery.

Reviews

TripAdvisors give Stromboli Express 3.5 owl eyes. Five Google Mappers give it a 3.4-star average rating, and 100% of nine Urbanspooners recommend Stromboli Express:

• This place delivers and offers more types of strombolis than you can imagine. Definitely a good option if you want comfort food without leaving the comfort of home. – TripAdvisor reviewer on Facebook
• The service was very fast and they brought plates, cups and plenty of napkins. The pizza and bread sticks were delicious. – Rob, Google Maps