Mankind’s feeble climbing skills and inability to digest delicious tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. Channel an inner mountain goat with this Groupon
$26 for Two Rock-Climbing Packages ($48 Value)
With each rock-climbing package, guests receive a full day pass, equipment rental, and gym access. Bouldering is available during all open hours: Monday–Friday from 6 a.m. to 9 p.m. and Saturday and Sunday noon to 5 p.m. Belayers are on duty to help first-time climbers from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. on weekdays and 12 p.m. to 5 p.m. on weekends.
Stronghold Gym, a full-service climbing and training facility, helps budding rock-scalers hone their abilities on a 45-foot climbing tower and two onsite bouldering caves. Climbers can scamper up the walls like a man with incredibly long legs and rubber-cement hands with the help of friends or opt to drop by from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. on weekdays and noon to 5 p.m. on weekends when staff members are present to help with belaying. After ascending to the rocky heights, individuals can hit Stronghold's cardio and weight training equipment to continue their workouts post-climb. Yoga and fitness classes are also offered onsite in its two fitness studios.