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What You'll Get
In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon to Structure Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork. This Groupon is valid at two locations in San Antonio. Choose between the following options:
- For $32, you get a one-hour therapeutic massage (a $65 value).
- For $40, you get a one-hour, private couples-massage class (an $85 value).
Structure Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork owner and certified massage therapist Jeanette Falu-Bishop began her career on U.S. military bases in Germany, donating her healing hands to soldiers and their families. Guided by input from a complaining back, screaming shoulders, or softly lowing calves, clients choose one of five modalities ranging in intensity and technique to respond to their particular aches. Palms glide over sensitive areas during popular Swedish massages, where a combination of connective strokes and light to medium pressure stimulates circulation to gently relieve physical tension. Russian sports massages and deep-tissue techniques may help relieve joint tension and rout out hidden knots or copies of War and Peace, and props such as river rocks or bamboo wands aid fingers in pinpointing pain and unclogging inner wellsprings of peace.
Mitts pair up for private couples-massage classes where serenity-seeking partners learn techniques for unraveling each other's knotted musculature under the guidance of a skillful therapist. Spend 60 minutes bonding over a peculiar elbow kink, or learn to push each other's body buttons in a manner that melts anxiety rather than triggering fights about where the dog should go to school. Schedule appointments for both San Antonio locations here.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Valid Monday-Friday from 9AM to 5PM. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.