The world's first day-spa owner invited clients to "experience the healing powers of this here tar pit," which was bad news for his clientele but invaluable for modern-day archaeologists. Preserve well-being without becoming permanently preserved with today's Groupon at Studio Nine in the 9th and 9th community. Studio Nine is open Tuesday through Saturday and offers post-6 p.m. appointments for working professionals. Choose from the following options:

• For $25, you get a Brazilian wax (a $50 value) or $50 toward general waxing services.
• For $35, you get a microdermabrasion or a chemical peel (an $85 value).

The soothing, brightly lit beauty spot boasts a professionally passionate staff that treats stressed-out soul sacks to high-quality, customized treatments. Boost your aerodynamics before the office bikini relay with a Brazilian wax, administered quickly and modestly, or bid adieu to mug whiskers with a lip ($12), cheek ($12), or nose ($7) wax. A swift session in underarm deforestation will devastate unwanted ecosystems ($15), and a full leg wax ($50) imbues gams with hairless confidence and smoother steps when scaling elevator shafts.

The non-invasive microdermabrasion treatment doles out exfoliating rejuvenation to vexed visages through a suctioning mechanism, and the chemical peel smoothes people pelts by encouraging archaic skin cells to shed themselves, revealing younger, hipper cells that can stay out later and still look like they had a full night’s snooze.

Please note that services for this Groupon will now be redeemed by Lotus Bodyworks Utah.

Reviews

Seven Citysearchers and three Insider Pagers give Studio Nine a perfect five-star average:

• My skin is night and day different from what it used to be. – Mary F., Insider Pages
• Everyone at the saloon [sic] is very friendly. The salon is open, airy, well lit, and clean! – funky222, Citysearch