Enjoying the cuisine of another country can inspire people to someday travel there, where they will undoubtedly eat a cheeseburger and immediately come home. Save yourself the trouble with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of burgers, fries, and drinks at Stuffy's.

Stuffy's carves out a gargantuan chunk of menu space to accommodate the gourmet girth of its signature stuffed burgers. For the Stuffy burger ($5.49), cooks mistake a 7-ounce burger patty for a safe-deposit box and stuff the densely packed meat disk with soon-to-be melted cheese. Chefs then pad bottom buns with your choice of lettuce, tomato, pickles, grilled onion, banana peppers, and grilled mushrooms, and bombard toppings with a choice of three types of mayo, seven types of sauces, and 14 kinds of burger-related knock-knock jokes. Match orders to hunger levels with a small ($3.99) or double ($7.99) burger, or add in a large order of hand-cut fries dusted with savory Old Bay seasoning ($2.59).