Your feet have felt neglected ever since you started walking on your hands, and your hands have been jealous of your feet ever since you sold your fingers to pay for college. Reunite these extremity-enemies by pampering them both with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a hydration manicure (a $30 value) and a spa pedicure (a $50 value) at Styles Ltd in Denham Springs (an $80 total value).
At Styles Ltd, hardworking digits get the deference they deserve as an experienced manicurist cleans up each corrupted cuticle and buffs each blade back to optimal health. The hydration manicure begins as a moisturizing mask blankets the hands, softening the skin and concealing each appendage's true identity from nearby handhunters. The nail tech also gently massages the mitts to disband any built-up tension in the palms and joints before trimming, filing, and painting the nails, paving the way for a week's worth of glamorous high-fives. Performed as the client rests in a relaxing massage chair, the spa pedicure employs an aromatherapy foot soak and wax treatment to soothe, cleanse, and soften the feet. Once silky and smooth, a below-the-knee massage and exfoliation helps to revitalize the legs just in time for lederhosen season, and a subsequent cleaning and chromatizing of the nails leaves feet feeling fresh and fully prepared to kick their way out of any awkward handshake.