When mothers first sprinkle a baby’s bald head with water and fertilizers, they can only guess how the ensuing hair will grow. Today’s Groupon lets new clients take control of their own wildly growing follicles: for $56, you get a haircut, deep conditioner treatment, and makeup application (a $112 value) at Sublime Salon, located downtown. Tax is included in today's deal.

Operating in a stylish venue punctuated by exposed brick and darkly gleaming floors, Sublime Salon specializes in a variety of hair-care services designed to keep clients’ head gardens kempt and full of picnicking families on sunny days. To assist in this, the salon has outfitted its skilled stylists with cutting-edge equipment such as quantum scissors and the iPhone's blow-dryer app. Sublime's squad of snippers will first trim your fake wig into its Platonic ideal form with a meticulous haircut ($60), then scrub your scalp with a deep conditioner treatment ($12), leaving your hair with a sheen that gleams like an eye twinkle printed on extra-glossy paper. Much like successful UN negotiations or a Super Bowl victory, your treatment will close with a professional makeup application ($40).

Sublime Salon’s trendy interior pulses with comforting, contemporary vibes thanks to the original works by local artist Angela McFadden adorning the walls. This relaxing atmosphere dispels the butterflies in your follicles—allowing patrons to just lean back and enjoy feeling the back of their neck tingle from the stylist's gentle attention. Schedule an appointment with the hair doctors at Sublime Salon with today's Groupon.

Reviews

Past clients rave about the services at Sublime Salon. Here's what they are saying in online testimonials:

• I will never get tired of people stopping me on the street to complement [sic] my cut and flawless color. I feel like a movie star. No one else will ever touch these locks!! – emily elizabeth
• The place is fab! Love the look. Professional, rendy [sic], avant-garde. The staff, in general, is friendly and helpful. – Andrew Miller
• I love my new haircut! – Emily S.