A haircut is like a breakup—it doesn't seem like you need one until someone starts brandishing scissors. Get cut by a professional with today's Groupon: for $79, you the Pampering Package (up to a $195 value) from Sublime Styles on Central Avenue. Today's deal can be redeemed over four separate visits or all at once.

By strumming through strangled strands, Sublime Styles transforms tired tresses into chic 'dos with coddling care. The Pampering Package includes a four-part miniseries of cowlick-taming services. The first is a scalp massage ($10) and designer haircut ($35), which trims agonized locks and frames comely faces. The second treatment waxes ($12–$20) away peach fuzz on the upper lip, chin, eyebrow, or lower lip and chin areas, while the third—an evening updo ($45) and scalp massage ($10)—styles skulls for-black tie events or elegant birthing rituals. The final tier in Sublime's thrilling tower is an application of colour ($65), which includes its own sidekick scalp massage ($10).

Sublimes Styles also spoils Groupon holders with 20% off further colour or chemical service and the same discount for a friend's or family member's salon service. Nails entertain 15% off gel care, and a 10% discount is bestowed on any additional hair removal or retail purchases. Like a plate of fresh deviled eggs, all bonuses must be consumed within one year of this Groupon's date-of-purchase, and each may only be used once.