What You'll Get
America has always been the most extreme country, from the Boston Tea Punchings to having the first man swear on the moon. We hold this shredding guitar solo to be self-evident with today's Groupon at Subliminal Skatepark in Shrewsbury. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get a two-week unlimited pass and helmet rental (a $175 value).
- For $10, you get an all-day weekend pass for Friday, Saturday, or Sunday (a $30 value).
Subliminal Skatepark is a 16,000-square-foot indoor facility where bikers and skaters can perform grinds and kick-flips on the street course, skateboarding bowl, and mini ramp during sessions. A pro shop attires and protects the heads of reckless speed-seekers with helmet rentals (a $5 per day value) and fuel stations stocked with thirst-quenching potions and miniature meals (not included in this Groupon) rush down the throats like rain rushes down the perfectly smooth noses of Mount Rushmore.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must sign waiver. Under 18 requires guardian permission. Valid ID required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.