Putting a man on the moon was briefly considered mankind's greatest achievement, until Neil Armstrong invented sliced bread. Savour civilization's finest creation with today's Groupon: for $9, you get two large subs for pickup or delivery within Kitchener or Waterloo from Subshack (a $20.31 value). This Groupon is valid for the following subs: assorted, ham, salami, pepperoni, pizza, veggie, meatball, seafood, tuna, gyro, turkey, or roast beef.

The sub makers at Subshack pack fresh toppings and fine cuts of meats between delectable breaded bookends. Customers can circumnavigate their route to appetite satisfaction by having their subs delivered to them via carrier pterodactyl or delivery person. Hungry patrons may also visit the restaurant to select from a dozen tasty options such as the ham, pepperoni, meatball, and seafood. Greco-leaning taste buds can wrestle a gyro, and the veggie sates the hunger of herbivores, omnivores, and tomatovores.