In one of the most miraculous transformations in the natural world, an ugly caterpillar wraps itself in a cocoon and emerges six to eight weeks later as either a beautiful butterfly or a much-uglier caterpillar. Revel in a more predictable and effective beautifying treatment with today’s Groupon to Suddenly Slimmer Inc., also know as Suddenly Slender, in Tarrytown. Choose between the following options:
- For $95, you get one flat-tummy wrap (a $210 value).
- For $225, you get three flat-tummy wraps (a $630 value).
Featured on television programs such as The View, Extra, and Inside Edition as well as in print media such as Woman’s World, Suddenly Slimmer’s inch-scorching wraps melt away excess poundage with all-natural minerals and 60 minutes of peaceful repose. An hour’s worth of consultation, changing, and measuring precedes wrap time, during which clients strike their best Boris Karloff impersonation as specialists wind the body and face in gauze soaked in 77 different minerals and three solutions that target fat in the tummy region.
Designed to metabolize stored sugars and stockpiled fig newtons, the wrap encourages increased fat loss in the belly area when used in conjunction with weight loss and simultaneously reduces hunger cravings. As fat stores melt, minerals in the wrap go to work tightening the skin to reduce cellulite and release harmful toxins. Wraps are performed heat-free to ensure fat rather than water is purged, and movie selections keep wrapees entertained as they metamorphose into their slimmer selves.