Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep up your terrestrial vessel with today's Groupon to Suddenly Slimmer of Raleigh. Choose between the following options:
- For $199, you get four VelaShape cellulite-reduction treatments (a $700 value).
- For $279, you get six VelaShape cellulite-reduction treatments (a $1,195 value).
The flab flummoxers at Suddenly Slimmer harness the power of radiofrequency and light energy to help to reduce the appearance of cellulite with innovative VelaShape treatments. Each 30-minute FDA-approved treatment combines bipolar radiofrequency and infrared light to drain lymphatic fluid with vacuuming action and mechanical massage, leading to a gradual smoothing of the skin's surface and causing fat cells to back away like a beaver who accidentally walked into a fur-trapper convention. VelaShape patients report that a majority of treatment areas are reduced between 1 to 7.2 cm. The precise heating is designed to provide a safe, effective, and virtually painless reduction in circumference with no downtime.
Reservations are required, and, like phone calls to a grandmother, treatments should be scheduled approximately one week apart. Suddenly Slimmer recommends between four and six treatments to achieve maximum results.
Suddenly Slimmer of Raleigh
The specialists at Suddenly Slimmer of Raleigh live up to the promise of their spa’s name with a menu of services designed to melt fat and eliminate cellulite. The spa’s featured VelaShape treatment exemplifies this mission, using a blend of radio frequencies and light energy to noninvasively shrink fat cells. Similarly, body wraps work to slenderize figures while nourishing skin with solutions made of natural minerals and electrolytes. When not cocooned in anti-aging minerals, clients may partake in sessions on the Proellixe vibration machine, which sends high-frequency vibrations throughout the body to tone muscles, burn fat, and dislodge loose change stuck behind the ears.