The perfect human would have sparkling-white teeth, minty-fresh breath, and can openers for hands. Get as close to perfection as possible with this Groupon.
- $29 for a teeth-whitening kit (a $249 value)
- Kits may be picked up at the clinic
MD Skin and Laser
At MD Skin and Laser, located in the Hacienda Del Mar building, there are seemingly endless avenues that lead to glowing skin. Dr. Arnold Kremer, D.O, oversees a staff of medical professionals as they stunt the growth of unwanted hair with an air-cooled laser, exfoliate dead cells with an antioxidant-rich pumpkin facial, and plump unwanted wrinkles with dermal fillers such as Botox and Restylane. Though faces receive most of the staff’s attention, it also performs teeth whitening and body-wide microdermabrasion, a treatment used to slough dead skin cells so effectively that it enables zombies to pass as living humans during horror-movie casting calls.