Candy fuels adults' memories of childhood, and fuels children's dreams of growing up to be a fireman with a diversified stock portfolio. Take a trip through time with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of candy at Sugar Mountain Confectionery.
The sweets savants at Sugar Mountain Confectionery dispense vintage and modern candies and novelties, including domestic and sugar-free treats alongside imports from the United States, United Kingdom, and Mexico. Guests may drive a backhoe into the store to scoop up bulk candies from bins brimming with sour cola bottles, cheesecake malt balls, and chocolate-covered pretzels ($0.02/gram for all bulk items). Further sugar-supplying comestibles include the confectionery's own Koo Koo bars ($0.99) and Neat-O-Nougat bars ($1.39) that reward mouths for not prank-calling the prime minister.