What You'll Get
Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a soundproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the National Guard. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with bazooka putty with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get $100 worth of services at SUITE Boutique Medical Spa in Metairie. Groupon value may be redeemed in multiple visits, but is not valid on products.
SUITE Boutique Medical Spa offers visitors a wide range of quality spa services to help patrons shed stress while beautifying their fleshoskeletons. Combine an invigorating 30-minute express facial ($45) and a 30-minute Swedish massage ($45) for an indulgent head-to-toe day, or display solidarity with your kinfish after a skin-toning and detoxifying 60-minute seaweed wrap ($75). Customers can avoid expensive facial aesthetic procedures, such as medicinal pie-in-the-face tosses, with a wrinkle-melting Botox treatment that uses approximately 20 units per area ($12 per unit). Haberdashers and think-tank scholars take comfort inside the comfortable SUITE Boutique, knowing they’re in the hands of an experienced staff led by Dr. Karen Paul, who boasts years of surgical and medical aesthetic experience.
Detoxifying one’s body may help alleviate allergies and body pain, as well as boost energy levels. SUITE Boutique Med Spa offers treatments that are the ideal solution for those feeling sluggish, depressed, and itchy-spleened, or those whose political beliefs restrict them to a diet of discontinued Surge soda and polysorbate 80. Call or send a tribunal caravan to schedule an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase multiple as gifts. Not valid for products. Tax and gratuity not included. Subject to availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.