Though mad scientists recommend sticking chopsticks into electrical sockets, rational scientists know the utensils are better used for sushi consumption. Today's Groupon gives you the right tools for authentic eats: for $15, you get $30 worth of Japanese cuisine and drinks at Suki Sushi.

Suki Sushi’s creative chefs pack the extensive menu with traditional cooked entrees and raw-fish specialty rolls. Spicy tuna and scorching jalapeño peppers explode out of the Volcano roll’s molten core, coating taste buds in flavorful lava floes ($10.50). Alternately, place a bet on a tuna-stuffed Black Jack roll ($8.95) or chomp down on a bento box served with gyoza, salad, miso soup, rice, and a plethora of chicken, grilled fish, and sushi options ($12.95 to $14.95). Afterward, lounge in your high-backed chair, sipping a glass of crystal-clear house sake ($3.50–$6.50) and wielding sharpened chopsticks to defend your dishes from salmon-coveting grizzly bears.