What You'll Get
Though often regarded as instinct, fighting is actually a skill acquired in the womb, where all babies must defeat their evil selves in order to be born. Further prenatal training with today's Groupon: for $49, you get two introductory lessons and three 60-minute boxing workouts at Sullivan Brothers' Boxing Gym in Powell (a $123 value). Sullivan Brothers' Boxing Gym equips male and female contenders with traditional pugilist training to keep fists flying and mugs protected. The introductory lessons lays down the basic stances of fancy footwork, as well as power and defense techniques, giving you the strength and agility to finally take down that illegal kangaroo dice game at the zoo. Bruise a barrage of bags with a series of terse and intense boxing workouts, using each left hook to ascend to a higher plane of buffdom and self-confidence. This deal is recommended for ages 13 and up, and sparring is optional for any hungry fighter in need of a knuckle sandwich. Classes are available hourly Monday through Friday from 4 p.m. to 9 p.m. and Saturdays from noon to 5 p.m.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. By appointment only. Must be 18 or older or be accompanied by guardian. Intro lessons required. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Sullivan Brothers' Boxing Gym
Brothers Tim and John Sullivan train their students at their boxing-only gym with old-school techniques. They concentrate on stance, power, and defense during short and intense workouts.