In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Summertime Massage (a $50 value). During your Swedish massage, the experienced relaxation wizards at Summertime Massage will rub your body from head to toe using smooth, gliding strokes—easing overworked muscles and melting tension into a conveniently positioned bucket. An effective treatment for stress reduction and the improvement of blood circulation, Swedish massage also relieves anxiety, depression, and trauma resulting from having a quarter painfully extracted from your ear by a street magician. You'll depart from Summertime's appropriately warm, sunshiney atmosphere experiencing better blood circulation, fewer muscle cramps, and a greatly improved ability to smell time.
$25 for a One-Hour Swedish Massage at Summertime Massage ($50 Value)
In a Nutshell
- Full-body massage
- Friendly, experienced staff
- Warm, welcoming atmosphere
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.