$25 for $55 Worth of Traditional Bed Tanning or Spray Tanning from Suncare Tanning

Now that science can harness the bronzing essence of the sun in a gentle mist or brilliant bulb, humankind has at last proven its dominance over the weak and inanimate solar system. With today's Groupon, $25 gets you $55 worth of traditional or UV-free tanning at any of Suncare Tanning's three locations. A traditional tanning package is $55 for one month. If you opt for spray tanning, you can combine two Groupons for a five-tan package ($110).

Spray bronzers give you a lustrous, fresh-off-the-beach glow without exposing your skin to beach bullies and sand crabs. Suncare uses the Mystic Tan system to coat you in an even, natural-looking layer of condensed sunshine that takes less than a minute to apply and lasts as long as a week. Or, if you are a reckless, thrill-seeking vampire, opt for traditional tanning and take advantage of Suncare's latest and statest-of-all-the-arts tanning beds.

Tanning allows you to change your stripes as if you were a futuristic chameleon, amazing friends and enemies alike with your dramatic transformation. Get rid of tan lines, add a few unusual ones of your own (guys dig zebra women), or tan yourself neatly in half to become a walking before-and-after picture. Although earlier, technologically inferior societies valued powdery paleness and wish-granting leeches, a smooth summer tan is the modern mark of refinement.

Reviews

One Insider Pager and a Judy's Book reviewer each give Suncare Tanning a solid four stars:

• Last summer I got a spray mystic tan here and it looked so real it was great! I had never had this done before and the girl took me into the room and explained everything to me. – Debbie V., Insider Pages
• SunCare is a great tanning place. They have a great staff and great tanning beds...They have good store hours so you can fit getting a tan in your schedule. Great environment if you want to be tan! – Kaylene L., Judy's Book

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