Now that science can harness the bronzing essence of the sun in a gentle mist or brilliant bulb, humankind has at last proven its dominance over the weak and inanimate solar system. With today's Groupon, $25 gets you $55 worth of traditional or UV-free tanning at any of Suncare Tanning's three locations. A traditional tanning package is $55 for one month. If you opt for spray tanning, you can combine two Groupons for a five-tan package ($110).
Spray bronzers give you a lustrous, fresh-off-the-beach glow without exposing your skin to beach bullies and sand crabs. Suncare uses the Mystic Tan system to coat you in an even, natural-looking layer of condensed sunshine that takes less than a minute to apply and lasts as long as a week. Or, if you are a reckless, thrill-seeking vampire, opt for traditional tanning and take advantage of Suncare's latest and statest-of-all-the-arts tanning beds.
Tanning allows you to change your stripes as if you were a futuristic chameleon, amazing friends and enemies alike with your dramatic transformation. Get rid of tan lines, add a few unusual ones of your own (guys dig zebra women), or tan yourself neatly in half to become a walking before-and-after picture. Although earlier, technologically inferior societies valued powdery paleness and wish-granting leeches, a smooth summer tan is the modern mark of refinement.
Reviews
One Insider Pager and a Judy's Book reviewer each give Suncare Tanning a solid four stars:
- Last summer I got a spray mystic tan here and it looked so real it was great! I had never had this done before and the girl took me into the room and explained everything to me. – Debbie V., Insider Pages
- SunCare is a great tanning place. They have a great staff and great tanning beds...They have good store hours so you can fit getting a tan in your schedule. Great environment if you want to be tan! – Kaylene L., Judy's Book
Sun Care Spray Tan & Skin Care Salon
At the three locations of Sun Care Spray Tan & Skin Care Salon, customers use sunless spray booths, light therapy, and tanning beds to help get toned and bronzed. Beds of varying strengths and Mystic Tan booths allow customers to add color to their skin without napping on freshly painted benches in the park, and beds filled with pink-glowing bulbs help to tone skin. The salon's red-light therapy aims to painlessly promote circulation, fortify cellular walls in order to increase firmness, and banish eczema, stretch marks, and acne, while the hydration steam pod helps cleanse the skin and promote moisture retention.