The skin is the largest organ of the body, and consequently the most likely to act like a diva by developing itches in hard-to-reach areas. Keep dermal superstars happy with today's Groupon: for $29, you get two weeks of tanning in a regular bed and red-light therapy, one HD Mystic tanning session, and one packet of tanning lotion at Sun Care Tanning, with locations in West and East Albuquerque and Rio Rancho (up to a $128.99 value).

Sun Care Tanning caters to hue hunters and wrinkle wrestlers alike with 52 tanning units and UV-free spray tanning, as well as advanced skin-rejuvenating treatments. For a traditional summer bronze, pale hides can apply nourishing tanning lotion ($8–$10 a packet) before soaking up rays in a regular bed ($34.99). Meanwhile, two weeks of red-light therapy sessions serve dermal flaws a swift eviction notice using an infrared system designed to reduce the appearance of wrinkles, fine lines, and stretch marks caused by acting as the rope during a tug-of-war match ($55). Employing healing rays that encourage the body to naturally produce enzymes and collagen, this therapeutic treatment moisturizes skin and creates a smooth, even tone that helps produce a longer-lasting tan. As a final body boon, Sun Care Tanning also boasts an HD Mystic tanning booth, which sprays meat suits with a gilding solution that utilizes the body's natural magnetism to bond evenly, creating a golden glow that can last up to 10 days and persist through showers or bouts of crying during reruns of Hart to Hart ($29).