Newspapers, like jelly doughnuts, leave smudges on your hands, are often consumed at breakfast, and make a satisfying noise when squeezed. Juice the news with today's Groupon: for $21, you get a three-month home delivery subscription to the St. Catharines Standard (a $44 value). This Groupon is good for home delivery in the St.Catharines, Thorold, Niagara On The Lake, Vineland, Beamsville, Jordan, Virgil, St David's, Jordan Station, Welland, Fonthill, Fenwick and Niagara Falls areas.
The St. Catharines Standard is a major news publication in the St. Catharines-Niagara area. Each day, a new issue full of well-researched local news stories—such as an in-depth profile of hotelier Angelo Nitsopoulos or a disturbing report on the removal of city-owned trees from residential neighbourhoods—is gently placed on subscribers' doorsteps, right next to the daily basket of orphans. The Standard's up-to-the-minute coverage of local sports, including its series on the Standard High School Basketball Tournament, spotlights hometown heroes, and a full-colour comics section and a daily crossword puzzle entertain as well as educate. The Standard also publishes a weekly real estate guide.