What You'll Get
Although outdoor tanning allows humans to absorb the sun's natural energy, the sapped star will eventually turn pale and suffer the fate of Earth's original sun, the moon. Save the sun with today's Groupon to Sun Rays Tanning in St. Peters. Choose one of the following options:
- For $5, you get a Level 1 three-tan package (a $12 value).
- For $7, you get a Level 1 five-tan package (a $15 value).
- For $10, you get 10 leg tans (a $30 value).
- For $35, you get two airbrush tans (a $70 value).
At Sun Rays, an exhaustive list of UV and UV-free tanning services sheathes bodies in golden veneers. Tanning packages cater to the entire corpus with 20-minute sessions in a Sunvision tanning bed; leg tans show preferential treatment with light focused exclusively on the gams. A comfort chair allows recumbent positioning during the session, and UV glasses protect the eyes from light rays and radioactive slideshows of embarrassing family photos. Alternatively, guests can opt for a UV-free glow with airbrush tanning services. Technicians spray epidermises in Playboy airbrush solution, imparting a bronze finish that lasts up to seven days, about the time it takes to color the entire body with a burnt-sienna crayon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person per option, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit per day. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required for airbrush tans. Tans are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.