Locally sourced fruit is always preferable to moon fruit, which was found to have dangerously high levels of Buzz Aldrin’s brain waves. Enjoy a fresh, earthbound snack with today’s Groupon: for $26, you get a custom organic-produce package with shipping included from SunCoast Organics (a $52.99 value). Deliveries take place between 6 p.m. and 6 a.m. to homes or offices located between Manatee River and downtown Punta Gorda, including the Keys. This Groupon is valid only for the Groupon Harvest package, which changes weekly.
SunCoast Organics escorts fresh, organically grown fruits directly from local farms and national suppliers to customers’ front doors. Produce procurers scour the landscape in search of 100% organic items to package into a Groupon-specific bundle, updated every Wednesday to ensure fruits do not switch places with any waxy stunt doubles. SunCoast delivery drivers gather the day’s orders, race to area growers, and pack the week’s requested edibles into secure, returnable cardboard boxes for nighttime delivery, which reduces heat damage and theft from vitamin-deficient bands of ruffians. Parcels feature different fruits and veggies depending on freshness and the season, but can include bananas, Bosc pears, grapefruit, baby spinach, and carrots.