What You'll Get
Animal sanctuaries protect endangered creatures from peril and are significantly different from animal houses, which shroud residents in beer-stained togas and discourage high grade-point averages. Eschew rowdiness for an altruistic respite with today's Groupon: for $20, you get four admissions to Suncoast Primate Sanctuary in Palm Harbor, plus monkey feed to give to the animals (up to a $41 value). Admission is free for children 3 and younger.
The nonprofit, volunteer-run organization rescues in-need animals deprived of shelter and fetes them with affection, food, and a loving abode, tweeting and welcoming human visitors Thursday–Sunday to glean knowledgeable tidbits about primate life. Take in orangutans and monkeys as well as tropical birds and reptiles basking in their nourishing surroundings. Guests can get schooled in chimpanzee facts, learning they can live up to 50 years in the wild or into their 70s in supervised areas, enjoying leisurely days of shuffleboard and discussions on how many miles they used to knuckle-walk to buy bananas in the wintertime.
Although dubbed a donation, the admission fee is mandatory as well as tax deductible. With your Groupon, you'll also receive monkey feed, which you can give to the precocious apes as a reward for their antics or for filing your tax return.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid for special sanctuary events. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Suncoast Primate Sanctuary
Staffed by a corps of chimp-loving volunteers working alongside veterinarians, the nonprofit Suncoast Primate Sanctuary provides a safe haven for more than 100 rescued animals. Chimpanzees and monkeys swing freely in their enclosures, living out their days after being moved from other environments, including zoos, sanctuaries, and research centers, or retiring from the film industry as animal actors and studio executives. During public hours, children and adults can wander among the menagerie to feed the monkeys and meet other critters such as orangutans, macaws, lemurs, and alligators.