What You'll Get
Detox programs can help bodies steer clear of toxins, much like using a faulty GPS to get to a nuclear-waste convention. Take the next right turn with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a seven-day-detox package plus pre- and postconsultations at Sundrops Vitamins & Nutrition (a $200.92 total value). The detox package includes:
- Arctic Oils Omega Pure 600 (a $38.99 value)
- Sundrops Vitamin D3 2000 IU (a $9.99 value)
- Sundrops Suprema Dophilus 60 vcaps (a $17.95 value)
- NuMedica Pro InflaMed meal replacement (a $63.99 value)
- 15-minute predetox consultation (a $35 value)
- 15-minute postdetox consultation (a $35 value)<p>
The knowledgeable staffers at Sundrops Vitamins & Nutrition bolster bodies with diet, supplements, and exercise programs backed by scientific research. The seven-day-detox package’s foursome of supplements aims to strengthen the immune system, buoy the cardiovascular system, and support the liver’s function by converting fat-soluble chemicals into water-soluble chemicals. During the one-week treatment, patients will digest two doses of supplements along with one clean meal a day, which can consist of lean meats, healthy fats, and fruits shaped like Windex bottles. Bookended by 15-minute pre- and postconsultations, the toxin-abolishing treatment aims to increase patients’ energy and making them happier than a smiley face celebrating its birthday every day.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Substitutions not allowed on detox items. Program is non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Sundrops Vitamins & Nutrition
The knowledgeable staffers at Sundrops Vitamins & Nutrition study the latest research on diets, supplements, vitamins, and exercise programs so that they can help every individual who walks through the doors achieve a healthier lifestyle. They stuff their shelves with bottles ranging from vitamin C to soy protein to probiotics, just as they stuff their clients’ brain crevices with expert advice on how those different substances will react with their bodies. Vitamins are organized based on recommended use, and can be used to help maintain brain health, bone and joint health, cardio health, and immune-system support. Weight-management herbals and vitamins help clients on their path to trim figures, and stress supplements work to keep people happier than a smiley face celebrating its birthday every day.